Millennial Trail

Good news [for a change], the Trail is back!

Dysentery is out, your OOO is on, and your crew has more than enough to make Vincent the Van go the 3,000 miles to the last affordable ZIP code in America. (Right?)

Dodge crypto bros, recalled salad kits, and a boss who circles back the second your status goes inactive. Gig for gas money when it gets bad. Sleep in the van when it gets worse.

Pick your survival skills, choose your road trip crew wisely (they have secret skills too), and see if you have what it takes to make it to Oregon in 2026.